But hey, I’ve got cake!

I don’t know how to do my hair
I’m awful at makeup
And my sense of fashion leaves something to be wished
(Like a hint of fashion)
But hey, I’ve got cake!

I don’t know anything about music
I don’t do well with many people
And you don’t want me handling money
(Unless all you want is expensive cake)
But hey, want some cake?

I don’t know how to put my foot down
I don’t know how to stand up for what I believe
And I’m not what anyone would call strong
(Unless they’re being ironic, which I wouldn’t get)
But hey, there’s cake!

I can’t figure out the Spanish past tenses
I don’t see the logic in mirrored molecules
And I don’t know if Schrödinger’s cat is still alive
(Or starved to death by now)
But hey, let’s just eat some cake and forget the rest.